How is StonkFun doing right now?
Total launches, bonded count and 24h volume, as StonkFun reports them.
Your butler · live
Your personal trading butler.
Lookups, trades, market intel — just say the word. Nothing signs without your say-so, and nothing here is stored, cached in your browser, or made up.
Command terminal
STONKFUNBOT terminal.
Ask about anything on StonkFun, or trade it: “buy 0.1 SOL of $GME”. You see the quote before anything is signed.
Start here
What’s closest to bonding out?
Ranks live launches by how near they are to the $40k threshold.
Show me $GME.
Every token on that ticker — tickers aren’t unique here, so none is picked for you.
Which xStocks can I launch against?
The tokenized-equity quote assets. The part of StonkFun nothing else has.
What trades against GMEX?
One quote pair and its tokens. Says so when the list was scanned rather than returned whole.
Buy a token, right here.
Name a size and a ticker and you get a real quote — fees, impact, route — to confirm or cancel.
What does a wallet hold?
SOL, StonkFun positions and what it launched. Add an address — no wallet connection, ever.
Looking for the boards instead of the bot? Stonkdar ranks newest, movers, hot quote pairs and closest-to-bonding at full width.
Command reference
$GME·<mint address>- One token: quote pair, market cap, 24h volume, bonding. Tickers aren't unique on a permissionless launchpad, so every token sharing one is listed rather than silently picking a winner.
newest·top·graduating·bonded- Browse launches. Graduating ranks by how close a token is to the $40k bonding threshold.
pairs·xstocks- Every quote asset a token can launch against — a token quoted in tokenized GME rather than in SOL. The part of StonkFun nothing else has.
quoted against GMEX·SPYx pair- One quote pair, and every token trading against it. Where the list is scanned rather than returned by StonkFun, it says so — "all of them" and "the ones we looked at" are different claims.
buy 0.1 SOL of $GME·sell 50% of $GME- Trade from your agent wallet. Quoted first, always: you see what you pay, what you get, the price impact, the fee and the route, and nothing is signed until you confirm. An ambiguous ticker is listed rather than picked for you. A size is required to buy — there is no default amount of your SOL to spend.
wallet <address>- SOL balance, StonkFun positions held, and tokens that wallet launched. Unrecognised SPL tokens are counted, not guessed at.
launches by <address>- The creator side of a wallet.
No price chart — StonkFun publishes no history, so a sparkline would
be drawn, not measured. Trades run through the same guarded
/api/swap the swap page uses, from your agent wallet: there is
no wallet connection and no key in this browser. A trade only ever starts
from one of the two patterns above — the model is never asked what to
do with your money, and cannot be, because it is not on that path.